404: cape not found (for now)

Ohmboy.com started as a scribble with too much voltage and not enough supervision. Our hero-by-default lived online in the Flash era—when vector capes flew and loading bars meant something. Then the great de-Flashening happened and he blinked out. We’re rummaging through archives, SCSI cables, terminators, ZIP drives, adapters, and questionable workarounds to bring him back in modern, non-flammable code. Until the reboot, stick around, tap your foot to Vinyl Back, and remember: legends don’t die—they just need a new runtime.